Dogbert, handing Dilbert a book entitled "Moby Code": "I've written a future best-selling book. It's part fake autobiography and part plagiarism."
Later...
Publisher: "You were a large, white whale? Wow!"
Dogbert: "Until I married Mary Magdalene."
"A bassoon is like a balloon with two S'es..."
~from the BYU short "The Phone Call"
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste."
~"Robin Hood: Men in Tights"