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Organization / Workplace
Bulawayo, Zimbabwe
Occupation
Assistant manager at Manchester United
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TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for
you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there
are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that
is way too hot to work so there are
only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a
year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we're
left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1
hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day,
30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we
are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1
hour a
day speaking to friends and family,
that takes
away 15 days more and we are left
with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up a