I believe I am a unicorn who used to live in Lalaland and one of the rulers of Candyland. But one of my pink gummy bear soldiers who broke protocol escorted me here without my violet gummy bear bodyguards. His black gummy worm horse is dead and we can't frickin' get back to Lalaland.
I'll cut the crap about being ordinary. Heck, I'm abnormal.
My hot Daddy is David Karp, not Mark Zuckerberg. Certified tumblr user.
I love trolling people, especially on Omegle, my friends know that.
I hate cockroaches and narrow-minded people who criticize you when the only thing they know about you is your name.
I love ice cream and my tumblr tumbler. I love my friends and my family, although I don't sho
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