狠狠撸

Lincoln, Lincolnshire

Organiser

I've been called all the following at some point in my life. They may or may not be true, and might indeed be totally contradictory, but take your pick anyway: - 'Simultaneously the antithesis and the apex of the Renaissance man' - Hardcore neoliberal 眉ber-Blairite careerist stooge - 'Vicious anti-capitalist blinkered lefty who would give Uncle Joe a run for his money, if only he had his clarity of thought.' - Pop culture hagiographer and/or apologist - Walking parody - Failed deadpan artist - "A self-important wanker auto-asphyxiating on his own reality" - "A man in possession of a way with words, like a sexy Shakespeare." - Bizarre combination of Jake Shears, David Mitchell and Will from