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Organization / Workplace
Cotia, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Occupation
Analyst
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BRO'S CODE
I. Bros before hoes.
I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
II. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
III. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
IV. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a