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You know you're German if...
… you speak English but the German way - even when it sounds strange.
… you do gifts on Christmas Eve - the proper way.
… your college diet consisted of Döner.
… you were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
…you work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of
vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
…you grew up watching "Löwenzahn" and "Die Sendung mit der Maus".
…you think college tuition is an outrage.
…you routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
… Taxi drivers drive Mercedes and the police on the Autobahn drive BMWs.
… you go to school in a gymnasium.
… you say PorschE, not Porsh!
… you watch "Der 90.Gebur