"An official, working adult who is on the fast track towards developing severe memory loss despite her age so please forgive her if she accidentally forgets the important things now and then and many times too often -- seriously, it really is all unintentional. Additionally, not only is she quite forgetful, but also rather dense and suffers from delayed reaction syndrome. Please do forgive her extremely odd and random outbursts, frequent conversations with invisible people, and downright, peculiar behavior, she really means no harm at all, promise..."