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Organization / Workplace
Morgantown, West Virginia
About
Height: Perfect
Weight: Pre purge, 310 - Post purge, 300
Age: You're only as old as the girl you're sleeping with. So I guess that makes me 18.
Favorite Music: I like classical music, especially The Thong Song by Sisqo.
Favorite Book: I just read the first two paragraphs of the novel by Britney Spears and her mother, and it's already my favorite book. Brava!
Favorite Sport: Orgy-ing. Are you listening, Olympic people? Goodwill games people, anybody?
Favorite Exercise: See above.
Favorite Food: Anything that doesn't look too gross on the way back up. Definitely not meat loaf.
Favorite Location: The North Pole. I got to meet Santa. Nice guy. One of the few fat people th