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Cleveland, Ohio

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"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Opie likes weapons, And Asians too. The grass is green, The sun is hot, Just like Borat, Opie is black not. He’s really nice, I can promise you that, Except for when, He pees on a cat. You will laugh, When he’s on a roll, But sometimes he’s grumpy, Just like a troll. Proud Mary keeps on burning, Because she’s flammable, But also because Tina Turner, Is Opie’s spirit animal. All of you can rest, This poem will go away, Just one more thing to remember, Opie is cray." - MariaOutrageous