狠狠撸

Cleveland, Ohio

Officer

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Opie likes weapons, And Asians too. The grass is green, The sun is hot, Just like Borat, Opie is black not. He鈥檚 really nice, I can promise you that, Except for when, He pees on a cat. You will laugh, When he鈥檚 on a roll, But sometimes he鈥檚 grumpy, Just like a troll. Proud Mary keeps on burning, Because she鈥檚 flammable, But also because Tina Turner, Is Opie鈥檚 spirit animal. All of you can rest, This poem will go away, Just one more thing to remember, Opie is cray." - MariaOutrageous