- When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father...I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
- I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get."
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was the suspect.
- I have a telescope on the peep hole of my door so I can see who is at the door for 200 miles.
- You know when your sitting in a chair and you lean back so you're on just 2 legs and you almost fall over and at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
- I talk to myself a lot, and it bothers people because I use a megaphone.
- Every once in a while I like to stick my head out t
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