Well like most people I started life as a baby, it was very convenient at the time as it meant I never got embarrassed about pooing my pants. Then I got a bit bigger until it became impossible for my Mum to dress me in my sister鈥檚 clothes. I will never forget the first day I was allowed to wear a pair of shorts instead of Joanne鈥檚 Rah-rah skirt and Bananarama inspired crop top. I was 12.
I then developed the hairy bits and suddenly my budding career as Walsall鈥檚 number one Aled Jones impersonator came to a shuddering halt. I still have 47 copies of my version of the Snowman to sell if you know anybody who maybe interested. It was recorded in my bathroom using a Ferguson top loading r
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