"If I had my way I'd never work
I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times,
eat a turkey sandwhich, and have sex all day
and then i'd dress up like a clown
and suprise kids at schools
then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theatre
and just WAIT till somebody sat in it
and hear it squish is funny to me
then I'd paint, read, and play violin
I'd climb the mountains
and sing the songs that I like to sing
but I don't got that kind of time..."
-Diddy
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