I am not my job
I am not my bank account
I am not the clothes I wear
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My Life Goals
1. Win the Nobel Peace Prize (so I can fuck hot librarians).
2. Win a gold medal in the Olympics (so I can fuck hot gymnists).
3. End world hunger (so Ethiopian hotties will live long enough to reach puberty and I can fuck them).
4. Swim the Puget Sound (so I can get buff and chicks will want to fuck me).
5. Save the rainforests (so I can fuck hot native tribal princesses).
6. Form a kickass band (so I can fuck hot groupies).
7. Fuck a girl (so I can get better at fucking girls and fuck more girls).
8. Get married (so that when I'm too old to fuck girls, I can still
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