I am the termite that devours.
I am the surprise in your cereal box...
I am the skunk that pollutes your air.
I am the batteries that are not included.
I am the headache in the criminal mind.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
I am the onion that stings in your eye.
I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.
I am the slug that slimes your begonias.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
I am the itch you cannot reach.
I am