狠狠撸

Istanbul, Turkey

I am the termite that devours. I am the surprise in your cereal box... I am the skunk that pollutes your air. I am the batteries that are not included. I am the headache in the criminal mind. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am... I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. I am the onion that stings in your eye. I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show. I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares. I am the hairball that clogs your drains. I am the low ratings that cancel your program. I am the auditor that wants to look at your books. I am the slug that slimes your begonias. I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair. I am the itch you cannot reach. I am