The following is the Hagiography of Valentin A. Burov, as assembled by Academics and Hoop Scholars from Ancient Scrolls found in Mesopotamia:
Modern geochronologists come in consensus that the creation of Burov came during the Mesozoic and Cenozoic split. Roughly 66.314159265 million years ago, a large five-pointed prismoid has collided with the earth. This was actually the recoil of the body of V. A. Burov (when attempting to cause a dimensional shift making his high natural iridium content brighter than a quasar) colliding with the Earth, being later mistaken for a meteor. Due to Burov鈥檚 high content of iridium, he instigated a self-propelled retro-human erectus evolution by creatin
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