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ok!!! 1. God is real, unless declared integer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3. Death is hereditary. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~