I'm a sarcastic pain in the ass with too many shoes. I used to own a minivan with red flames on it but it died a horrible death; so now I have a cute little car named Tito. And yes, he has cute little flames on his rear end. I am a mother first and a teacher second. I see myself in my children's eyes & hope that the money I have saved for their education will not be spent on their therapy.
And now I have a BLOG at http://seriouslyalli.blogspot.com/ (cuz status updates were just not enough for me)
NOW, GO TO THE "FINDING MY STATUS A MEMOIR" PAGE AND PUSH LIKE!!! (cuz you will)