狠狠撸

Bloomington, Illinois

Program Director

I hate Illinois Nazis. I speak for a living, yet I don't really talk to anyone. My high school nickname was "Dave," which strangely didn't have anything to do with my last name. I've been afraid of dogs since a pair of childhood incidents. I have three as pets. I grew up in Iowa. I don't live there now, yet I still consider myself Iowan. These are good things, and I'll hire someone to beat you down if you try to convince me otherwise.