What would I want incoming friends to know about me? Well, everything.
Coupled with the fact that nobody likes to read entire fucking essays, nobody likes the people who write them. I would love to clutter my Facebook bio with relevant things, but I run the risk of exposing myself as a pretentious douche. I鈥檇 rather people get to know me as a pretentious douche than to cut out the middleman and be considered one from the start. There鈥檚 a wise saying going around (teenagers are deep as fuck) and it goes 鈥淭he length of your 鈥渁bout me鈥� section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.鈥� And if I鈥檓 going to be something, I鈥檇 better be good at it.
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