狠狠撸

Madrid, Spain

KEY STAGE TWO TEACHER

FAVOURITE QUOTATIONS: You've not got lines on your head like my daddy. That means you're new! - Emma I love you a million hundred to my heart and ten - Emma Emma: What does love mean? Me: What do you think it means? Emma: I think it means sad. Me: Sad? Why? Emma: Because sometimes when you're sad you cry. Me: But you don't feel sad if you're in love. Emma: Sometimes you do. Emma: How old is Mummy? Me: Mummy's 45 Emma: Wow! That's a BIG number! Fred: Oh Emma, you look very pretty in your outfit! Emma: Thanks. I've got underwear pants on. Fred: Erm... Mother: You can't have the dinner card back, it's ruined and it's all chewed and it''s been through the wash Freddie: Why can't I chew it