Top 10 Jonathan Michaels Fun Factz庐
鈥� I cook minute rice to al dente perfection in 56 seconds.
鈥� I have been trained in the ancient art of full-contact bonsai.
鈥� Sometimes, after the kids are in bed, I secretly replace their completed homework assignments with subversive beat poetry.
鈥� I breed genetically enhanced M&M candies for fun and profit.
鈥� Small animals appreciate the subtleties of my sarcastic wit.
鈥� When I am bored, I translate mime into braille for the color-blind.
鈥� I once single-handedly defended the honor of a Moroccan midget using only a spork, two dixie cups, and a ferret.
鈥� My operetta for corduroy slacks has been performed on five continents.
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