13 Things My Kids Seem Incapable Of
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The document humorously lists various common behaviors of children that frustrate the author, including not throwing away empty boxes, neglecting to pick up after themselves, and failing to complete simple tasks. The author reflects on these challenges with a mix of exasperation and affection, indicating that despite their antics, they hope for improvements in the future. The piece is light-hearted and captures the everyday experiences of parenting.
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13 Things My Kids Seem Incapable Of
- 2. Throwing away empty boxes I dont know if this is some new form of recycling or what; all I know is that when I make out a grocery list I see a box of Pop-Tarts and think we dont need to pick any up. Nope. Were out, but will I ever know?
- 3. Putting dirty laundry in the basket Come on, people. This is easier than 2+2... Good work math geniuses.
- 4. Taking their dinner cup to the sink I mean Im happy they go to all that effort to take their plates up to the sink, but that second trip to retrieve their glass is just too much to ask.
- 5. Turning off lights They can flick boogers across the room, but using the same finger movement to switch off the lights when they leave for school seems to confound them.
- 6. Changing out the toilet paper roll The best part is when I ask them what theyve been cleaning their be-hinds with if the rolls empty. Its like a deers expression after stepping in front of a Peterbilt.
- 7. Flushing Because I love surprises.
- 8. Making their bed In their minds, just getting the bedding off the floor apparently constitutes a correctly made bed. Yeah, you could totally bounce quarters off that mattress.
- 9. Putting snotty Kleenex in the trash Next to the kids beds are Kleenex which they proceed to toss on the floor next to their bed. Hey, dont worry; the maid will get it. Nice job trying to spread the plague.
- 10. Returning my comic books Famous last words: Sure, Dad, Ill put them back. Promise. Uh huh, sure you will.
- 11. Hanging up their wet bath towels The hooks are right there, people! Its like they throw them on the floor just to spite me.
- 12. Turning Off The Game Console Basically when its time to stop playing video games they simply mic-drop the controller and walk off.
- 13. Picking Up Things They Drop For some odd reason once something hits the floor its somehow tainted. Food & eating utensils I understand, but when its a pen or pencil they just let it lay there as they proceed to pull out a new one from their backpack.
- 14. Getting trash all the way into the can Yet another example of why close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
- 15. I love my children. They are a bright bunch; so maybe one day my words will sink in. Maybe. Get More Thrilling Adventures At Clark Kents Lunchbox or Get Your Copy of Sugar Milk: What One Dad Drinks When He Cant Vodka