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FLUFFY JUST GOT DANGEROUS
To bring to public attention the
existence of a new fiction series;
theVelvet Paw of Asquith Novels,
(aka the Dooven Books) in a new
genre called New Fable.
2WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
High adventure for older young adults.
Anthropomorphic characters; i.e. no
human beings. Instead, it has cats and
dogs acting like people.
This allows bizarre behaviour, absurd
situations and ample opportunities for
innovative story telling.
See the presentation on New Fable.
3WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
Eight titles followingOscarTeabag-Dooven, a poet and
spy, who’s forced into international jet-setting
adventures involving greed, espionage and the odd foray
into professional cheese shaping.
They unfold in a society recognizable as our own, but
with eccentricities being the norm, rather than the
exception.
They blend the charm of Kenneth Grahame'sWind in
theWillows with the exotic world of Ian Fleming's Bond.
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?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
There are no books about poetically
sensitive animals being forced to save the
world, presumably because it's a stupid
premise.
But the books’ anthropomorphism renders
the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes
wonderful.
Were the characters human, the books
wouldn't work.
6WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
The Dooven Books unfold with a
gratuitousness only possible in a world
unrestrained by conventional society.
Animals battle infestations of gastric worms,
for example, after fighting over food in
expensive restaurants.
Bakers make buns with petrol, alongside
clinically blind bus-drivers who don't.
7WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
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?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
There are famous cathedrals built entirely
upside down and palaces so large that they
have indoor horizons.
World governments are toppled by hiding
stationery, and department stores are
ransacked by customers obsessed with
cushions, full-length dress mirrors and masses
of sticky-tape.
8WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
Hotel concierges redecorate hotels with
manure.
Corpses hitchhike across cities on car bonnets.
Cities have councils so exclusive, that even its
councilors are unaware of their involvement.
While other ones are so dangerous that the
only photography tourists manage is forcibly
internal.
9WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
This is, therefore, a brand new
fiction.This is New Fable, and
these are theVelvet Paw of
Asquith Novels.
Fluffy just got dangerous.
10WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
The Dooven Books consist of more than
just the novels.They have a swathe of
complimentary media to enhance their
story world, including paintings, music,
videos and audiobooks.
It is not enough for authors to remain
writers in this digital age.They must
embrace poly-authorism and become
producers of multiple medias to engage
readers with means beyond the written
word.
11WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
Dooven Muzak is written exclusively for the novels,
with the intention of enhancing its characters and
scenes. See the presentation on Dooven Muzak.
Fable Pop is a genre of music that’s evolved from
Dooven Muzak, and uses narrative passages from
the books to further enhance the story world. See
the presentation on Fable Pop.
12WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
Professionally recorded audio book versions are available ,
along with an exclusive videobook production. It’s impossible
to get greater immersion into a books than this, unless you
physically become one.
Some appropriately cheesy elevator music has been recorded
for the audiobook production from hotel featured in the books,
some of it while guests were fighting over dinner.There are
lots of hotels featured in the books, because their adventures
are international and quite tiring.
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?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
Prints of paintings depicting
scenes from the books are
available also, in a style known as
Extractionism.They are vibrant
and colourful works that aim to
exaggerate scenery in the same
way the books do with character.
14WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise
?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful
?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
To find out more, see your doctor,
and then visit
VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM.
Alternatively don’t, and just get
on with life.
Thank you.
Panda Books Australia
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Introducing the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels

  • 1. FLUFFY JUST GOT DANGEROUS
  • 2. To bring to public attention the existence of a new fiction series; theVelvet Paw of Asquith Novels, (aka the Dooven Books) in a new genre called New Fable. 2WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
  • 3. High adventure for older young adults. Anthropomorphic characters; i.e. no human beings. Instead, it has cats and dogs acting like people. This allows bizarre behaviour, absurd situations and ample opportunities for innovative story telling. See the presentation on New Fable. 3WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
  • 4. Eight titles followingOscarTeabag-Dooven, a poet and spy, who’s forced into international jet-setting adventures involving greed, espionage and the odd foray into professional cheese shaping. They unfold in a society recognizable as our own, but with eccentricities being the norm, rather than the exception. They blend the charm of Kenneth Grahame'sWind in theWillows with the exotic world of Ian Fleming's Bond. 4WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM
  • 5. 5WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work There are no books about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world, presumably because it's a stupid premise. But the books’ anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful. Were the characters human, the books wouldn't work.
  • 6. 6WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work The Dooven Books unfold with a gratuitousness only possible in a world unrestrained by conventional society. Animals battle infestations of gastric worms, for example, after fighting over food in expensive restaurants. Bakers make buns with petrol, alongside clinically blind bus-drivers who don't.
  • 7. 7WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work There are famous cathedrals built entirely upside down and palaces so large that they have indoor horizons. World governments are toppled by hiding stationery, and department stores are ransacked by customers obsessed with cushions, full-length dress mirrors and masses of sticky-tape.
  • 8. 8WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work Hotel concierges redecorate hotels with manure. Corpses hitchhike across cities on car bonnets. Cities have councils so exclusive, that even its councilors are unaware of their involvement. While other ones are so dangerous that the only photography tourists manage is forcibly internal.
  • 9. 9WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work This is, therefore, a brand new fiction.This is New Fable, and these are theVelvet Paw of Asquith Novels. Fluffy just got dangerous.
  • 10. 10WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work The Dooven Books consist of more than just the novels.They have a swathe of complimentary media to enhance their story world, including paintings, music, videos and audiobooks. It is not enough for authors to remain writers in this digital age.They must embrace poly-authorism and become producers of multiple medias to engage readers with means beyond the written word.
  • 11. 11WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work Dooven Muzak is written exclusively for the novels, with the intention of enhancing its characters and scenes. See the presentation on Dooven Muzak. Fable Pop is a genre of music that’s evolved from Dooven Muzak, and uses narrative passages from the books to further enhance the story world. See the presentation on Fable Pop.
  • 12. 12WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work Professionally recorded audio book versions are available , along with an exclusive videobook production. It’s impossible to get greater immersion into a books than this, unless you physically become one. Some appropriately cheesy elevator music has been recorded for the audiobook production from hotel featured in the books, some of it while guests were fighting over dinner.There are lots of hotels featured in the books, because their adventures are international and quite tiring.
  • 13. 13WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work Prints of paintings depicting scenes from the books are available also, in a style known as Extractionism.They are vibrant and colourful works that aim to exaggerate scenery in the same way the books do with character.
  • 14. 14WWW.VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work ?There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise ?But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful ?Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work To find out more, see your doctor, and then visit VELVETPAWOFASQUITH.COM. Alternatively don’t, and just get on with life. Thank you. Panda Books Australia

Editor's Notes

  • #6: There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
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  • #8: There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
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  • #10: There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
  • #11: There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
  • #12: There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work
  • #13: There have been no books written about poetically sensitive animals being forced to save the world because it's a stupid premise But anthropomorphism renders the stupid credible, and the absurd becomes wonderful Were the characters human, the books' wouldn't work