LBSNAA in 2020
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This document presents a vision plan for AcademyAcademy in 2020 called Vision 2020Vision 2020. It outlines many innovative and futuristic ideas for improving various aspects of campus life, including using space food and telemedicine, installing slides and ropeways for transportation, developing an operating system called Win-dow(ry)s, and appointing monkeys as barefoot watchmen to increase security. The plan aims to save resources like the environment, time, labor, energy, water and books through technological solutions and process improvements.
LBSNAA in 2020
- 1. AcademyAcademy Vision 2020Vision 2020 K K Pathak
- 2. Vision Plan Achieving 5-S Saving Environment Saving Time Saving LabourSaving Brain Saving Energy
- 3. Mess ? There will be e- meal service, food will be sent as attachment.
- 4. ? Ganga Dhaba and Chopstick will be nationalized, and run with technical collaboration of McDonalds and Golden Dragon chains; management by Duke University Mess
- 5. Mess ? Academy will provide space food in collaboration with ISRO/NASA, to keep pace & ace of those persons, who still feel down to earth.
- 6. Hostels ? Accessibility from hostels to mess and class is a permanent complaint. We thought of three options— Lift RopewayEscalator
- 7. After a long seminar and discussion we found that above options are not as per our 5-S norm, Hence we came with a three way solution . . .
- 8. A slide from the mess to the hostels, with a connected ropeway car ! Hostel Mess For the energy efficient (or just lazy) Idea No.-1 People going down will pull the people coming up
- 9. Idea No.-2 Skating For going down Rock Climbing For going up For the physically fit (or mentally crazy) Mess & Class Hostel
- 10. Idea No.-3 Going up by balloon Coming down by Parachute For the financially fit (or space-ially cozy) An alternative of Helicopter dropping
- 11. Bathrooms Save Earth; Conserve Water For Daily Bath (individual) drip bathing system
- 12. Bathrooms Save Earth; Conserve Water For weekly Bath (in group) sprinkler bathing system
- 13. Horse Riding ? Mechanical Rocking chairs will be fitted in class itself for simulation, to save time, money and the horses
- 14. Class Facilitation ? P.A. will be allowed to attend the class and take notes on your behalf ? Additional monotony allowance for extremely extra ordinary classes
- 15. Classroom ?All classrooms will be fitted with micro radars to detect snoring ?PPTs will be directly projected on OTs’ eyes, in their sleep
- 16. Computer Lab -:Operating System:- We will develop most efficient operating software Win-dow(ry)s -:Search Engine:- in stead of Google, we will develop Goggles-ogle, which has eye motion recognition & brain mapping system, you will find anything automatically as you come before the monitor
- 17. Computer Lab Some will threaten them We know how OTs handle computer. . .
- 18. Computer Lab Some will be threatened by them
- 19. Computer Lab Hence only those persons will be expected to attend computer class, who have not evolved over the damn machine even after so many years.
- 20. Computer Lab And rest will be provided mouse of next gen
- 21. Library Looking at the weight of books Vs. weight of trainees, e-delivery upto rooms will be needed.
- 22. Library ? Pareto’s 20:80 law – Only 20% OTs take books – Only 20% of them read – Only 20% part of book is read ? Per year 20% decrease in readership ? Per year 20% increase of books in library ? Statistically 20% of 20% of 20% book material are read out of available books, hence we will weed out 89% books..
- 23. Telepathy Heart beating sickness Hospital Usually OTs are use to get several unusual Medical reports, Hence there will be two new technologies Telemedicine sleeping sickness
- 24. Hospital Facility For ? Gastroenterology & Orthopedics FC ? Cardiac Care Unit Phase-I ? Neo Natal Care Unit Phase-II ? Crèche Phase-III ? Old Age homes Phase-IV ? Get well soon card Phase-V
- 25. Happy Valley Valley is sinking @ 0.2 meter per year due to overemphasis on PT, Hence We will have to make it Swimming Pool Ganga Hostel could be the Diving Pad
- 26. Sports Upgraded Version of Hide & seek game will be played between Faculty and OT, On Cordon & Search or sight and shoot method
- 27. Faculty Faculty will appear only through video conference Faculty
- 28. Asker Award We will establish new Academy Award to be given to the most frequent question asker
- 29. Monkeys Looking the increasing incidents of suspicious activities in academy, we need better sniffer watchdogs. Going ahead of Grassroot workers, we evolve the idea of Treetop workers. Monkeys have more experience in the academy than any faculty or OT, hence they will be posted as Barefoot Watchman.
- 30. Duties of the Monkeys ? Physical Activities: they will chase those OTs not coming to PT or jogging willfully.
- 31. Monkeys Effect OTs may behave like monk before monkeys, after their appointment
- 32. At the end Administration is like the reverse of Bodhi-Tree, Everyone gets enlightenment once he gets out from its shade We hope we remain to see this, but some of us may retire or resign
- 33. Thanks K K Pathak Committee presentation