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The (thusfar) unwritten rules of life

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Jo Anna Guerra
Jo Anna Guerra

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The Unwritten Rules of Life
1 If you finish the coffee*, make another pot. Also known as the “If ya kill the joe, make some mo?” principle. *Additionally applies to Brita water pitchers.
If a car stops to let you cross the street, hustle a little. 2
3 Give up your seat, hold open the door, and let someone else have the right of way until you?re just not physically able to do it anymore.
4 Say ?thank you?…out loud. Say ?excuse me? whenever you bump into someone, even if it?s not your fault. And say something – anything – whenever someone sneezes; the void is deafening.
Learn to merge. While standing in line. While driving. While navigating relationships. Taking turns is key. 5
6 Wipe down the counter with the towel you used to dry your hands in the public bathroom. (See what I did there? It?s a twofer.)
7 When you cut in front of someone in traffic, at least attempt to look apologetic and appreciative… and wave. You don’t have to be from Texas to do this, but all Texans are born with this particular gene.
8 Tinkle in the receptacle. Every. Time. Not on the lid. Not on the floor. Not on the wall. No matter where you are – on a plane, in a port-a-potty, and at every public bathroom. Because you are not two years old.
9 Pick up and throw away that piece of trash you just walked by, and don?t add any more.
Don’t be a douche. 10

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The (thusfar) unwritten rules of life

  • 2. 1 If you finish the coffee*, make another pot. Also known as the “If ya kill the joe, make some mo?” principle. *Additionally applies to Brita water pitchers.
  • 3. If a car stops to let you cross the street, hustle a little. 2
  • 4. 3 Give up your seat, hold open the door, and let someone else have the right of way until you?re just not physically able to do it anymore.
  • 5. 4 Say ?thank you?…out loud. Say ?excuse me? whenever you bump into someone, even if it?s not your fault. And say something – anything – whenever someone sneezes; the void is deafening.
  • 6. Learn to merge. While standing in line. While driving. While navigating relationships. Taking turns is key. 5
  • 7. 6 Wipe down the counter with the towel you used to dry your hands in the public bathroom. (See what I did there? It?s a twofer.)
  • 8. 7 When you cut in front of someone in traffic, at least attempt to look apologetic and appreciative… and wave. You don’t have to be from Texas to do this, but all Texans are born with this particular gene.
  • 9. 8 Tinkle in the receptacle. Every. Time. Not on the lid. Not on the floor. Not on the wall. No matter where you are – on a plane, in a port-a-potty, and at every public bathroom. Because you are not two years old.
  • 10. 9 Pick up and throw away that piece of trash you just walked by, and don?t add any more.
  • 11. Don’t be a douche. 10