"Hi GuYzZ!!1
pAuLa iN d HaUz YoH!
WaZzZuP?!?
WeLL wUt CaN i sAy AbOuT mUhSeLf?!?
I'm PrEtTy! (DaTz RiGhT!)
I'm InTeLLiGeNt.
I'm SeXah. (mUh HuMps)
I'm TaLL.
i'M MizTiZhAnG MiStErHyOsAh!
StRoNg AnG pErSoNaLiTy.
i DoNt CaRe Hu U r. PgBiNaNgA mOh aQ aT mGa TaOnG maHaL q, HiNdi KnA SiSiKaTaN nG aRaW.
AzTiG aQ!
RoCkEnRoLL mAn!!1"
- Not!
This is very painful to read but the laugh I'm getting out of it was worth it.
First of all, I'm not self-indulgent and I personally find lulz in people who write their profile as they did in quotes. These people have unwarranted self-importance and are too self-absorbed to realize they're not as cool as they make/believe themselves to be. In fact, t