狠狠撸

Manila, Philippines

"Hi GuYzZ!!1 pAuLa iN d HaUz YoH! WaZzZuP?!? WeLL wUt CaN i sAy AbOuT mUhSeLf?!? I'm PrEtTy! (DaTz RiGhT!) I'm InTeLLiGeNt. I'm SeXah. (mUh HuMps) I'm TaLL. i'M MizTiZhAnG MiStErHyOsAh! StRoNg AnG pErSoNaLiTy. i DoNt CaRe Hu U r. PgBiNaNgA mOh aQ aT mGa TaOnG maHaL q, HiNdi KnA SiSiKaTaN nG aRaW. AzTiG aQ! RoCkEnRoLL mAn!!1" - Not! This is very painful to read but the laugh I'm getting out of it was worth it. First of all, I'm not self-indulgent and I personally find lulz in people who write their profile as they did in quotes. These people have unwarranted self-importance and are too self-absorbed to realize they're not as cool as they make/believe themselves to be. In fact, t