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The document contains a collection of riddles and jokes with question and answer pairs. It includes wordplay riddles involving homophones, trick questions with unintuitive answers, and jokes or puns related to definitions and order in dictionaries. The riddles and jokes cover a variety of topics but are primarily focused on wordplay, definitions, and unintuitive logic.
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