The document contains two short stories about a ship. The first story answers three questions about the ship: 1) It is powered by a bicycle connected to a propeller. 2) It is called the Light Sub. 3) It is going to China to eat french fries. The second story is about a ship with a good side and a bad side that argue about which side is better, except on Tuesdays when they eat french fries. People move between the sides, keeping the populations even, until eventually everyone dies.