![DEFINITION OF SEX THINGS
sex things [seks things]
noun
1. not necessarily sex because i'm not about to
be forceful about it (unless you like that sort of
thing ;) ) but definitely sexy things.
2. anything that goes on between samuel
winchester and gabriel shurley.](https://image.slidesharecdn.com/whysamshoulddateme-121216214803-phpapp02/85/why-sam-should-date-me-10-320.jpg)
![ADDITIONAL PROS AND CONS
i think you're p sexy. [NO MORE CONS
BECAUSE CONS ARE
SHIT]
i'd rather stare at your
gorgeous face than watch
superjail!
ok, so maybe that's a bit of
an exaggeration.
you're still sexy, btw.](https://image.slidesharecdn.com/whysamshoulddateme-121216214803-phpapp02/85/why-sam-should-date-me-12-320.jpg)
why sam should date me
- 1. W SAM W HY INCHESTER SHOULD GO OUT W/ ME A POWERPOINT BY GABRIEL SHURLEY
- 2. THESIS ● we have corresponding sexual orientations (i think.) ● i am extremely romantically attracted to you. ● i am mildly to extremely sexually attracted to you. ● i am mildly to extremely sexually attractive. ● let's do this.
- 3. my appealing characteristics PRETTY NOT A HOBO A MALE POP CULTURE REFERENCES TALENTED AS HELL NOT LUCIFER
- 4. MY MANY TALENTS ● trumpet player ● actor ● A+ blogger ● comedian ● artist ● chef well, more like chocolatier, but you get the idea. no, seriously. i'm funny as hell.
- 5. EXAMPLE OF A MALE (i am also a male) ● these are attractive males ● but it's as close as you're at our school going to get, you overgrown giraffe ● no, they're not famous ● so pick the second one aka me
- 6. EXAMPLES OF MY ATTRACTIVENESS even i would fuck me. hot damn.
- 7. GETTING LAID STATISTICS ● you know it's true ● that 1 sliver is lucifer and jess ● but jess is gone & my WITH ME bro's a creep WITHOUT ME ● looks like you're stuck w/ me
- 8. MORE STATS 120 120 100 100 80 80 60 60 40 40 ??? 20 20 0 0 HOW CLOSE WE AREHOW CLOSE WE SHOULD BE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME how sad. :'(
- 9. WHAT I'LL DO ● take you out for dinner & a movie ● stuff your locker w/ butterscotch ● paint the entire school to look like baker st ● talk about feelings ● sex things ● walk 500 miles & walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles for you ● make lulu stop playing stairway to heaven over loudspeakers in your room on repeat at night
- 10. DEFINITION OF SEX THINGS sex things [seks things] noun 1. not necessarily sex because i'm not about to be forceful about it (unless you like that sort of thing ;) ) but definitely sexy things. 2. anything that goes on between samuel winchester and gabriel shurley.
- 11. PROS AND CONS PROS CONS making out rocks we might end up hating each other if this ends badly cuddling w/ tiny tricksters your dad already hates my rocks family we'd make the most my sexiness might overpower gorgeous couple you we could go on double dates how the hell are you going to w/ whoever respond to a powerpoint? it'd be hells of awkward to NO MORE CONS BECAUSE reject a powerpoint WE ALL KNOW PROS OUTWEIGH THEM
- 12. ADDITIONAL PROS AND CONS i think you're p sexy. [NO MORE CONS BECAUSE CONS ARE SHIT] i'd rather stare at your gorgeous face than watch superjail! ok, so maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. you're still sexy, btw.
- 13. CELEBRITY TESTEMONIAL I'M CARVER ELLUND, NOT-SO -FAMOUS WRITER. I'M HERE TO TELL yOU THAT THIS MAN IS FAIRLy ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALk yOU AND/OR STEAL yOUR pETS.
- 14. IN SUMMARY i love you, sam winchester. please go out w/ me. thank