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A conversation discusses traveling to Canberra, Australia but provides incorrect directions, saying it is located in the Indian Ocean rather than providing its actual location. The directions continue with a series of confusing turns mentioning a library and traffic lights without clear instructions on how to reach Canberra.
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- 1. Do you know Australia ? We want to go to Canberra.
- 2. No problem.
- 4. In the Indian Ocean.
- 5. Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Go to Melbourne. Turn right.
- 6. Turn left.Go straight on.
- 7. Go past the library. Miaaaaauuuu !
- 8. Go past the traffic lights Turn left. Go straight on. Its on the right Ja, ja, ja, ja. T H E E N D